I got this e-mail forwarded at work today. This bad math teacher joke is dedicated to my Aunt Pat who is retiring from teaching high school math at the end this week. Wish we could be there to celebrate with you! Congrats
A man later claiming to be a public school teacher was arrested at New
York's Kennedy airport today, trying to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is
being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.