It came with the title "Become a Lord or Lady Today." It claims that this company will sell you a souvenir plot of land in the Scottish Highlands making you eligible to be a Scottish "Laird" or the equivalent of a Lord or Lady. Only $69.99 and you're there.
Although I do think it is tied with the becoming ordained a minister so you too can perform Baptisms, Funerals and Weddings, among other things. The best line in the e-mail? Where it says Click Here to Learn How to Start Your Own Church.
At least there's something to make me smile first thing Monday morning.